John Mayer is a Greek God

So,I went to My FIRST concert ever! It just so happened to be my BELOVED John Mayer. I have already expressed my desire to marry him, so that possibly shows my attachment to him. If I worshipped idols, he would be mine! He has some AWESOME guitar skills, and his voice is so wonderful and sexy. When I close my eyes, his voice remind me of warm honey, so smooth like chocolate, and strong like a lion.GAH.. I love it!